Ideas somebody already made: xkcd's things you should not do

Randall Munroe, author of an excellent "blog" what-if has come up with this joke list of things you should not do in his latest book, what if? 2 (latest at the time of writing).
The list is on the cover picture:
Things you should not do
#156,830 Build a rocket out of old tires and try to launch it
#156,831 Try to swim across the pacific ocean
#156,832 Stick your hand in the particle accelerator
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I think, the list makes first appearance in the blog itself, and gets gradually expanded in some of the articles and then the books.
Now, I bought the book and came across the list in the book and found it very amusing, and come up with a great idea: why not compile/generate a similar list and put it online.
I would need to think about where to get more entries from, maybe there are more pieces online?..
Sixth link in google: https://thriving-kitten-e80056.netlify.app (link to github if his netlify app dies: https://github.com/CamerAllan/things-you-should-not-do)
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Of course, somebody already made AI-generated, every-day-updated version of this very list.